Start with flopping a straight flush. The odds are 1 / 64974.
The only way to flop the idiot end is:
xx345
xx456
xx567
xx678
xx789
xx89T
xx9TJ
xxTJQ
Then all 4 suits. So there are 32 possible idiot end of a straight flush.
Chance of you have the idiot end is:
32/combin(52;2) = 32/1326 = 2.4133% = 1 / 41.4375
There is only 1 flop that gives you the idiot straight flush
1/combin(50;3) = 1/19600 = 0.0051%
The combined probability is:
1.23126173546342E-006 = 1 / 812,175
Now what is the chance your opponent has the exact two cards they need:
1/combin(47;2) = 1/1081 = 0.0925%
Do your opponent last as you know your hole cards and flop. Given you have the idiot end you are only beat 1/1081. You have no redraws - you cannot win the hand. You have to go broke here as they could be jamming the nut (or lower) flush.
The combined probability is:
1.13900253049345E-009 = 1 / 877,961,175